[locked to teams 3, 7, 12]

[datasoong]

In case any of you have somehow missed it, Caro has just made the final four.

Comments

[murphypendleton]

fuck yes, caro

[hellocomputer]

good lord, we go get something to eat and miss everything! last i knew there were six left. what did we miss?

[illdrinktothat]

caro took out the boy from 10 at the lake, yeehaw or whatever the fuck his name was

kidney stab then sliced him from ear to ear

the girl from 1 got the boy from 8

[hellocomputer]

oho, good for her! that's what, three today? that protege of yours is really something

[murphypendleton]

she's even tinier and scarier than i am

[hellocomputer]

which is impressive!

don't worry though, lad, ye're still my favorite

[illdrinktothat]

invite me to the wedding etc

[hellocomputer]

but of course. who else would we have as maid of honor?

[illdrinktothat]

true

[murphypendleton]

how fucking awkward was that interview with her parents tho

[hellocomputer]

good lord, it really was. and then they talked to a teacher? doesn't the poor girl have any friends back home?

[illdrinktothat]

she doesn't

and her parents are lucky i haven't gotten a chance to deal with them

yet

[hellocomputer]

here now, what's this?

do we need to be getting angry as well

[illdrinktothat]

get angry

them not coming to see her after the reaping was a good thing, according to her

[hellocomputer]

they what now

they didn't even

what

[datasoong]

They what.

Even my brother came to see me.

I do not

I do not understand.

[illdrinktothat]

they'r fucking terrible people, what else is there to say

[datasoong]

Evidently.

[murphypendleton]

are you

are you fucking kidding me

i grew up in a fucking orphanage and even i had a couple people

[illdrinktothat]

i think that's because 7 is slightly less of a complete shithole than 12 is

or at least the people aren't almost universally fucking awful

[hellocomputer]

almost universally...

would this have to do with why the lass doesn't have any friends

[illdrinktothat]

and why she hated zopf enough to give him a painful goodbye

knocking the shit out of caro is apparently a community hobby

and guess who never even spoke to her let alone did shit to ever help her

[murphypendleton]

fuck

[hellocomputer]

what

WHAT

ye know what

i think she showed remarkable restraint when she finished him off.

[murphypendleton]

i con-fucking-cur

[illdrinktothat]

that's district 12, just as shitty as when i was a kid

they're not gonna be happy about her winning at all. well, they'll take the extra supplies but if she gets treated any better than i do i'll be surprised

[datasoong]

At least my District leaves me to my own devices.

Will winning make her less of a target, at least?

[illdrinktothat]

we've both got ties and history in twelve that just equal being treated like absolute shit always, though. your district's got no real reason to have a problem with you.

i don't think they'll necessarily be any nicer to her but after watching her kill so many careers, nobody's going to try to fuck with her much after this

[datasoong]

I see.

I hope that does indeed prove to be the case.

[illdrinktothat]

yeah, me too

[datasoong]

...

I think perhaps she killed him too quickly.

[illdrinktothat]

with chintz maybe chasing, she did the right thing for her. that little fucker deserved worse though.

[datasoong]

Indeed.

[datasoong]

What is this about her parents?

[illdrinktothat]

see above